| | I heard a really funny joke form my mom today.
So theres 2 woman sitting in a coffee shop talking about their husbands. One woman is complaining about how her and her husband always argue, the other woman says "my husband and i have been married for 50 years and we've never argued once." The first woman is shocked and asks the 2nd woman how they managed to never fight, not even once. The other woman replies "it all started on our honey moon. We were sitting on a horse drawn buggy, riding along when the horse starts to get stuborn and stops walking. my husband gets off calmly grabs the horse and says "thats one." We rode along alittle further when the horse stops again, again my husband walks up to the horse, this time he says "thats two". So we continues riding when the horse stops yet again, my husband walks calmly over to the horse and says "thats three" my husband then shot the horse and killed it. I run over to my husband and start yelling at him about shooting the horse. My husband calmly looks at me and says "thats one"
it sounds alot better coming from my mom
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| | Posted 9/7/2006 11:42 PM - 1 View - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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